Up Your 2021 Drinking Game With A ‘Chaised & Confused’ Bellion ‘Couchtail’

Bellion Vodka has been providing JamBase readers with Couch Tour libations for a while now. In that time, Bellion offered simple concoctions and mildly amusing jokes. Can you blame them? It was 2020 and no one had the bandwidth for complexity or aspirations.

Well no more!

Today, Bellion presents an elegant cocktail conceived to awaken your palate and mind, expressing tentative optimism while fixing our collective gaze on the horizon.

We’ve been locked down for almost a year. Excitement about seeing friends and enjoying life again has been building for what seems like forever. We can see the light at the end of the tunnel, but there’s one last stretch to go. You could almost say we feel like high schoolers on the last day of school … It feels like the perfect time for a “Chaised & Confused,” the latest custom cocktail courtesy of mixologist Rob Altieri.

You’re in the big leagues now, so subpar vodka just isn’t gonna cut it. Fortunately, that shouldn’t be an issue as long as you stick with Bellion Vodka. Bellion is a heavy-bodied spirit, which gives it more mouthfeel than its competitors. This makes for bolder drinks and, get this, it might even be healthier for you!

Bellion is distilled with a breakthrough additive called NTX, designed to go easier on your liver and reduce hangovers. It’s been the subject of three peer-reviewed studies, and long story short, it could be better for you and definitely isn’t worse. All right, all right, all right!

Haven’t tried Bellion yet? Be a lot cooler if you did! Luckily for you, Bellion delivers straight to your door! Stock up at Bellionvodka.com, watch a performance via the JamBase Livestreams Calendar, and let’s get started!

To make the “Chaised & Confused,” you’ll need the following ingredients:

• 3oz Bellion Vodka
• 0.5oz Italicus Rosolio DiBergamotto
• 0.5oz Dolin Dry Vermouth
• 2 dashes Bittermans Winter Melon Tart Bitters
• Lemon twist
• Olives on a toothpick

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Instructions

Combine all ingredients, stir this beauty until it’s arctic cold, then garnish with olives and lemon. Let the bracing intermingling of bergamot, tart winter melon, and savory brine carry your mind far away, even if the couch is still base camp for just a bit longer.

Find the real cocktail recipe on Instagram @acasualbeverage.

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