Sat Eye Candy: Christmas '08

WE JINGLE YOUR BELLS WITH A MUSICAL SALUTE
TO SITTING ON THE LAP OF A FAT MAN

Pour something strong into your favorite nog and join JamBase for a heartwarming gathering of some of the oddest, cheeriest stuff we could track down to spark your yule log. Joyeux Noël, brothers and sisters.

If you're looking for a REALLY White Christmas, well search no further than this 1978 holiday episode of the Donny & Marie Show. What the Osmond family does to Sly Stone and The Commodores is just wrong. Nice table dance, Santa!


Here's Kenny & Dolly from 1983 with something to run up your North Pole. Welcome to your future Mrs. Claus fantasies.


During this season, we want to wish everyone a "Happy Life Day." This one goes out to all our Wookies.


While more leather than we like to see during Yule-tide, we forgive him because he's Elvis, and no Christmas is complete without one spin of "Blue Christmas." That's one dynamic face you got there, Presley!


And now a commercial break.


Some truly extraordinary clothing choices await you in this holiday clip from Sonny & Cher. Let Captain Kangaroo's bright red nose lead the way. The Captain's recipe for Christmas cheer? One part egg nog, nine parts rum, three parts barely legal elf.


Roy Wood, the co-founder of The Move and Electric Light Orchestra, has a seasonal fave in the U.K. with his band Wizzard titled "I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday." This video is an eyeful directed by someone who thinks the Magical Mystery Tour movie is pure gold. This song resurfaces like some Xmas zombie each winter in England and charted as high as #31 just this year despite having originally shambled out in 1973!


Yeah, we know this one is a bit cliché but it warms our cockles and who can't use a good cockle warming? Without further adieu, Bing Crosby and David Bowie getting' maudlin.


We wrap with John Denver and The Muppets with some curious but deeply felt theology.


Merry Christmas, Everybody. Stay warm and safe!

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[Published on: 12/20/08]

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lovejahlive Sat 12/20/2008 03:35PM
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Always loved the Crosby/Bowie! A classic.

ClaysTribe starstarstar Sat 12/20/2008 06:34PM
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Phattiebace Sat 12/20/2008 09:03PM
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is that Jerry G. sittin in on saxaphone n the 3rd to last vid?? And that one guy singin looks like Jimmy Herring lolz

Phattiebace Sat 12/20/2008 09:05PM
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haha looks like Jerry G. sittin in on saxaphone n the 3rd to last vid?? And that one guy singin looks like Jimmy Herring lolz

rainydaywomen420 starstarstarstarstar Sat 12/20/2008 09:08PM
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hah roy wood???? looks like jimmy herring took a ten strip and never came back

Phattiebace Sat 12/20/2008 10:40PM
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lol yah and everyone else who made/was in that video

jus100odon Sun 12/21/2008 01:53AM
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yes claystribe. and starwars xmas is hilarius. il watch the rest tmrw

stimbuck starstarstarstarstar Sun 12/21/2008 03:20AM
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We had a similar "compact stereo" when I was a kid. I think my folks bought it with S&H green stamps.

shutupkids Sun 12/21/2008 02:56PM
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rulosa01 Sun 12/21/2008 05:53PM
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philhitz Tue 12/23/2008 08:10AM
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damn it leatherface you ruined my new sony bono wig