Try to find a bit of the floor that your feet don't stick to.
the upstairs mens toilets: the one on the far right actually locks!
Get two drinks at a time so you don't have to wait in the queues for the bar on busy nights. (works well on 2-4-1 thursdays)
Try Rock City on a Thursday night for a great night of heavy rock music. Follow my link for more info.
Glad you know how to use air con unlike some other venues.