Captain Green
Captain Green The path of the funky man is beset on all sides by the inequities of jive turkeys and the tyranny of those who don't get down. Funky is he who, in the name of good times and good will, shepherds the hip through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his funky brother's keeper and the finder of unfunky children. And we will strike down upon thee with groovy vengeance and furious funkiness those who attempt to poison and destroy our brothers. And you will know we are Captain Green when we lay our stank upon you