NOTE FROM KEITH RICHARDS

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After the widespread discussion of Keith Richards snorting his father's ashes (as was seen everywhere from CNN to MSNBC to Billboard), Richards issued the following statement through the Rolling Stones website. Damage control or a joke? You be the judge. But we certainly wouldn't put it past Keith. He's put a lot up there...

From www.rollingstones.com

04.04.07 From Keith Richards

The story currently circulating around the net that Keith snorted his Dad's ashes with some cocaine is totally untrue. To set the record straight, Keith has sent us the following statement:

"The complete story is lost in the usual slanting! The truth of the matter is that I planted a sturdy English Oak. I took the lid off the box of ashes and he is now growing oak trees and would love me for it!!! I was trying to say how tight Bert and I were. That tight!!! I wouldn't take cocaine at this point in my life unless I wished to commit suicide."


Keith Richards Says He Snorted Father's Ashes


Keith Richards
LONDON - Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards acknowledged that he mixed his father's ashes with cocaine and that "it went down pretty well."

The 63 year old icon told British music magazine NME: "The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father. He was cremated, and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared."

Richards' father, Bert, passed away in 2002, he was 84.

Richards went on to warn others of his lifestyle and did not in any way endorse such behavior. Speaking further with NME he stated, "I did it because that was the way I did it. Now people think it's a way of life."

[Published on: 4/4/07]
 

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jro421 Tue 4/3/2007 01:28PM
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Is he f*cking serious! That has to be the craziest shit I've ever heard in my life.

dfreshvt starstarstarstarstar Tue 4/3/2007 01:30PM
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that is re-FUCKING-diculous. I just had to re read that like 5 times for it to really sink in

freetime3 starstarstarstarstar Tue 4/3/2007 01:34PM
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freetime3

It went down pretty well. FANTASTIC!!!

jhrt3349 Tue 4/3/2007 01:39PM
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jhrt3349

Keith Richards is a fucking bad ass

jelly1 starstarstarstarstar Tue 4/3/2007 01:44PM
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jelly1

Booze and pills and POWDER! better choose your medicine...

Jake. Tue 4/3/2007 01:44PM
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Jake.

WTF!

All Loving Liberal White Guy Tue 4/3/2007 01:46PM
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All Loving Liberal White Guy

ha ha. keith richards had defied science and it's amazing that he didn't kick the bucket in 1968. what a mofo. how is he still alive? this dude has done every drug on earth and then some. what is the key to longegivity, mr. richards??!! if somebody told this dude that he could get high by shooting piss into his veins, he would be tinkling over a spoon 10 seconds later.

Flyingbird73 starstarstarstarstar Tue 4/3/2007 01:54PM
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Flyingbird73

I can't be alone in saying that it honestly wasn't the act that shocked me (considering the source) but, rather, the age/date at which he did this?! He must have been about 58 years old at the time! Yet, I never want to stop hearing these stories about Keith

"Tinkling over a spoon 10 seconds later" is w/out doubt my favorite line of the day, nice work DM.

theivywall Tue 4/3/2007 01:55PM
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theivywall

So...he railed...uh.........his father's...........ashes? I mean, it said that right........taking tooters of his pappy's remains? That's uh......to each his own?

wspfishwater Tue 4/3/2007 01:55PM
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wspfishwater

That is AWESOME...not that I'm for snorting ash....but from someone who lost their Dad this is hilarious!!

bigrivermusic starstarstarstarstar Tue 4/3/2007 01:55PM
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"...when you need a little coke and family"

Keef rocks!

The Groove Prophets Tue 4/3/2007 02:00PM
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The Groove Prophets

I think drug prices are going to plummet once Keith dies...I mean think about it...the supply will then greatly outweigh the demand.

GlassWorks starstarstarstarstar Tue 4/3/2007 02:08PM
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GlassWorks

keith......you are a FUUUUCKKKKKINNNNNGGGG Rock Star! and I mean it.

GlassWorks starstarstarstarstar Tue 4/3/2007 02:09PM
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GlassWorks

keith......you are a FUUUUCKKKKKINNNNNGGGG Rock Star! and I mean it.

bigrivermusic starstarstarstarstar Tue 4/3/2007 02:11PM
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"Keef goes running to the shelter of his Father's little helper"

iamzero Tue 4/3/2007 02:12PM
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iamzero

the funny thing is that it happened within the last 5 years...that dude never quits.

mhc10 Tue 4/3/2007 02:13PM
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Nothing can kill Keef!!!!!!
Top that one Ozzy!!!!! Ants, that's nothing.
The baddest motherfucker out there today!!!!!
"it went down pretty well"
Rock Star!!!!

cuttyfives Tue 4/3/2007 02:30PM
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just got back from vegas on monday morning...this is more low and scuzzy then licking a slot button at Osheas or imperial palace...

All Loving Liberal White Guy Tue 4/3/2007 02:35PM
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All Loving Liberal White Guy

Keith and Trey should party.

bigrivermusic Tue 4/3/2007 02:37PM
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Keef would snort Trey so fast!

lvcheese Tue 4/3/2007 02:37PM
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lvcheese

NO FUCKING WAY!!! Now this is somthing we can all laugh about. I would never want to be able to say, "I snorted my father's ashes". That is such a degenerating thing to do. WOW

Joshl92482 Tue 4/3/2007 02:46PM
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DEAR GOD

DaMule Tue 4/3/2007 02:51PM
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DaMule

Whaaaat the fuck is THAT all about? Keefs got some ball-balls.

Honestly I have trouble believing thats the oddest thing he's ever snorted.....even if it was his fathers ashes.

marcsmall1 Tue 4/3/2007 02:59PM
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BGsteveBG starstarstarstarstar Tue 4/3/2007 03:00PM
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BGsteveBG

DaMule thats the first thing i thought of too... you cant help but wonder what else he's snorted. any ideas?

kizzy1 starstarstarstarstar Tue 4/3/2007 03:02PM
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( speechless )

Zarathustra024 Tue 4/3/2007 03:05PM
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Hilarious that it happened so recently, and hilarous how utterly pointless it is. What reason could he possibly have for doing this? Just to say he did it? "Total rockstar move, dude". Maybe it's a spiritual thing (or seemed that way to him on that particular day/buzz).

ghilliesblunt starstarstarstarstar Tue 4/3/2007 03:08PM
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ghilliesblunt

i wonder how the numbies tasted

redhed starstarstarstarstar Tue 4/3/2007 03:08PM
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redhed

Keith Richards will not die he's fuckin immortal. It's fucked up that he even thought to do this. My favorite part of the article is when he says his dad "wouldn't have cared." Fucking brilliant!

knibbs starstarstarstarstar Tue 4/3/2007 03:13PM
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knibbs

I don't doubt the validity of his statement at all. How does he even have a nasal cavity at his age, and that was only like five years ago? Fuckin brits!

Zarathustra024 Tue 4/3/2007 03:19PM
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this should be an article in the onion, not a true story. the headline is classic

theivywall Tue 4/3/2007 03:28PM
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theivywall

Yeah, was he like saying that because he was bugged by the question er...I'd really like to know if he actually did that, well I guess I don't care and it wouldn't surprise me either way but...jeez louise....

horsecock starstarstarstarstar Tue 4/3/2007 03:40PM
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All Loving Liberal White Guy Tue 4/3/2007 03:52PM
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Bigriver,

Trey would also mix Keith in someof his dope, pump it into his arms and then get caught with a kilos of china white in his back seat out in the open after being so obvious and swerving in his car while itching himself. Kinda like what happened the first time.

King Rhino starstarstarstarstar Tue 4/3/2007 04:07PM
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The funny thing about this story is he snorted his father's ashes BEFORE he fell out of that coconut tree and cracked his head open.

blower starstarstarstarstar Tue 4/3/2007 04:09PM
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jeez and I thought WIld Turkey was a harsh snort

matttroche Tue 4/3/2007 04:17PM
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matttroche

Easily the coolest story of rock star excess ever! didn't the stones do a song about mother's little helper pills. this must be the fathers version of it.

doubledwampler Tue 4/3/2007 04:20PM
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If there was a nuclear holocaust the only 2 things remaining on earth would be cock roaches and Keith Richards!!!

BAE Tue 4/3/2007 04:24PM
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Never trust a prankster.

voodoochili12 Tue 4/3/2007 04:27PM
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Doubledwampler, you forgot Pop-Tarts.

marley9 Tue 4/3/2007 04:41PM
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and to credit robin williams for his joke

"i snorted your mother, you know"

oldfartatplay Tue 4/3/2007 05:20PM
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oldfartatplay

keith richards is a f***ing vampire!!!

deadhead7 starstarstarstarstar Tue 4/3/2007 05:25PM
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oh keith.

Trojan88 starstarstarstarstar Tue 4/3/2007 05:43PM
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