All Loving Liberal White Guy

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About me: I like people who can fit large produce in their navels, gawking at people with mullets, eating cans of Betty Crocker cake frosting for lunch on special occasions, wondering why Dr. Phil isn't a character on Deadwood, being dissappointed each year when the XFL never returns, going to the mall every December and telling all the little kids that Santa Clause is really just some alcholic parolee in a fat suit, counseling rich kids with problems, writing out petitions to get ALF back on the air, placing racing forms and point spreads that read IT'S A LOCK on the windshields of people who are in Gamblers Anonymous meetings.
Member Since:August 23, 2002
Last Login:About 5 days ago
Location:West Chester, PA
Birthday:October 9
Music means to me:Life......and hot funky grits.
Schools:Hamburger University.
General Interests:Music, record collecting, breathing fire, freelance hypnotism, grifters, cultists, attending moonie weddings and pauly shore film festivals, corrupt union officials, polygamist chat rooms, squeezing cheese logs, hip hop from Uzbekistan, people who've batted a career .221 batting average in Busch league baseball, writing to Webster's making it so that one day team will be spelled with an "i", eating packets of powdered onion dip, filling up my TIVO with the View.
Other Distractions:Mostly shows on HBO. Bring back the Hogan Family!!!

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