There is one I would really like to share, but I know a few people who view these boards, and it would just be too much information
Probably the nastiest moment ive had during intercourse was on New Years Eve during HS years. this female i had been working on for a while was at the same party as i was there as well. she had always seemed to be just a little indifferent towards me, so I was quite surprised when she was coming on to me very strong that night. the vibes were flowing, and was just SURE this was gonna be a great night. after about everyone passes out, we start fucking around in the dark, one thing leads to another and ive got her pants off. we were both incredibly trashed, but i couldnt figure out why she was just wanting to give me head. i aggressively went down for a taste on her, pulling her thong off and going for a nice fat lick all in one motion. then....
the most REPULSIVE taste i have ever had in my mouth...... she gets really embarassed and leaves for the bathroom. obviously i go and wash my mouth out many times over. damn that next morning was AWKWARD