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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
joolzen1
joolzen1
4/28/2009 07:13 AM

Roberto

zachguru
zachguru
4/28/2009 07:15 AM

hahahahhahahahahah thats great!

oompapa
oompapa
4/28/2009 07:17 AM

Many times when I am troubled or confused, I find comfort in sitting in my back yard and having a scotch and soda along with a quiet conversation with Jesus. This happened to me again after a particularly difficult day.

I said "Jesus, why do I work so hard?" And I heard the reply: "Men find many ways to demonstrate the love they have for their family. You work hard to have a peaceful, beautiful place for your friends and family to gather."

I said: "I thought that money was the root of all evil." And the reply was: "No, the LOVE of money is the root of all evil. Money is a tool; it can be used for good or bad".

I was starting to feel better, but I still had that one burning question, so I asked it. "Jesus," I said, "What is the meaning of life? Why am I here?"

He replied," That is a question many men ask. The answer is in your heart and is different for everyone. I would love to chat with you some more, SeƱor, but now, I have to finish your lawn."

zachguru
zachguru
4/28/2009 07:21 AM

eh not as good as the first one...

what do you call a small mexican?....

A paragraph

foghorn
foghorn
4/28/2009 07:23 AM

Nice oom .

What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs ?

Cunswaylo .

zachguru
zachguru
4/28/2009 07:27 AM

this joke thread is great

BenjaminHuman
BenjaminHuman
4/28/2009 07:52 AM

what do you call a mexican that played a bad guitar

jerry garcia

Hydro1
Hydro1
4/28/2009 07:53 AM

lover, I don't get it either...

foghorn
foghorn
4/28/2009 07:59 AM

me neither

zachguru
zachguru
4/28/2009 08:00 AM

essay is what you call your mexican friend...so a small mexican would be a paragraph...i guess if you have to explain it its not that good...

BenjaminHuman
BenjaminHuman
4/28/2009 08:01 AM

yea that one needed the set up

zachguru
zachguru
4/28/2009 08:02 AM

setup??...what setup...either you know it or you don't

BenjaminHuman
BenjaminHuman
4/28/2009 08:06 AM

the essay set up. its kind of hard to get a joke that is based off of another play on words if you dont mention it.

oompapa
oompapa
4/28/2009 08:08 AM

^ the bear speaks the truth

oompapa
oompapa
4/28/2009 08:08 AM

^ the bear speaks the truth

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