I appreciate your purpose, energy, and intent, but please read the following cut and paste from Answers.com:
Long before LaLonde and Alexander joined the band, Claypool explained to Rolling Stone, the group’s fans had begun chanting "You Suck" as an honorific at their shows. "People would follow us around telling us how cool we were, and we’d be like ‘Nah, we suck.’ It evolved, and then it became good marketing. We’d go down the street, and someone will yell, ‘You suck,’ and I’ll say ‘Oh, thank you very much,’ which freaks out whoever’s with you.’" Soon "Primus Sucks" appeared on T-shirts and became a de rigeur slogan on the Bay Area music scene.
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I Googled "Primus Sucks" and got that result.
I mean no insult, because I agree with you, but, in this case, bad means good....
I like "neckbearded" too, but "faggot" may be a poor choice of words.