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Nebraska Man Accused of Attacking His Wife with a Sandwich
GratefulFrederick
GratefulFrederick
10/3/2012 04:57 AM

WTF BITCH?!? MIRACLE WHIP?!? YOU THINK THIS SHIT IS FUNNY?!?

::attempts to suffocate wife with sammy::

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/10/02/nebraska-man-accused-attacking-wife-with-sandwich/?test=latestnews

hokiejoe
hokiejoe
10/3/2012 05:00 AM

Do you think Page will get probation for this?

GratefulFrederick
GratefulFrederick
10/3/2012 05:01 AM

hopefully he has to spend a few nights in the clink and he'll write a nice piano ballad about it.

hokiejoe
hokiejoe
10/3/2012 05:05 AM

They could use a few sandwich ballads.

toys
toys
10/3/2012 05:32 AM

fuck your sandwich!

salmon401
salmon401
10/3/2012 05:59 AM

That poor sandwich, what a waste.

GratefulFrederick
GratefulFrederick
10/3/2012 06:02 AM

starving kids in Africa would LOVE to be attacked with a sandwich.

bnaylor
bnaylor
10/3/2012 06:02 AM

gbk have another melt down in Nebraska last night?

GratefulFrederick
GratefulFrederick
10/3/2012 06:04 AM

I'm going to refrain from making a joke in light of recent events, but if I did, it would be something like, "no way gerg would use food to attack someone...it would be too much of a waste."

Then again, he did give up bread for his diet, so maybe he's trying to find new uses for it?

hokiejoe
hokiejoe
10/3/2012 06:04 AM

He would not waste a sandwich in an attack and I don't think the sandwich had avocados.

hokiejoe
hokiejoe
10/3/2012 06:04 AM

Let me get that for you Ferd.

GratefulFrederick
GratefulFrederick
10/3/2012 06:05 AM

hehe.

GratefulFrederick
GratefulFrederick
10/3/2012 06:06 AM

hey, did ralph play a wookie in an episode of the Simpsons? I like your new avatar, but I can't remember the episode.

salmon401
salmon401
10/3/2012 06:07 AM

He once broke his wookie.

hokiejoe
hokiejoe
10/3/2012 06:07 AM

I don't think so. I saw the episode where he dressed up as Pri=incess Leia last night and said "I'm a Star Wars". Made me google the image and I found this gem.

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