^ And then there's that.
Or actually, no... this should moisten it up real good, with bong water, right?
But speaking of cotton pussy, I have a recent story for ya, haha...
Last week when I was on the rag, I found these really old OB tampons in my cupboard and decided I might as well use them up... and when I say really old I mean I've probably had them since I was a teenager, so like around 25 years... but they were individually wrapped in cellophane-like material, so there was nothing wrong with them or anything... I only mention the age because I don't know if OB makes them like this anymore... they're stubby and fat, cotton, and there's no plastic or cardboard applicator or anything, you just stick it in with your finger... well I swear to god I could barely shove the damn thing up there... I mean it was a real struggle, and don't think I ever did get in far enough... it was like the cotton was sucking me dry instantly and it wouldn't slip. And I was suddenly reminded why I had these damn things leftover to begin with. I also had a flashback to once when one swelled up so fat that it hurt like hell to pull it out and I was pulling so hard I was afraid the string was gonna break.
Oh but please don't imagine me as a dried up old lady or anything like that... I may be 44 but I have NO problems in that area under normal circumstances, trust me... ;)
Or is that more TMI? :P
I'm sure the menfolk here will appreciate that^ bit of info more than the tampon bit... funny how that works, huh? :P