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About me:Heidy Espinoza can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"
Heidy Espinoza discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Heidy Espinoza is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Heidy Espinoza roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
Heidy Espinoza doesn't shower, she only takes blood baths.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Heidy Espinoza could use to kill you, including the room itself.
According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Heidy Espinoza walks.
Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Heidy gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
When Heidy Espinoza goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Heidy Esppinoza has breathed on.
Heidy Espinoza once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Heidy Espinoza won by 5.
Heidy Espinoza was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Heidy’s gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
Heidy Espinoza sheds her skin twice a year.
Ever Seen Heidy Espinoza piss? its called Red Bull
Heidy Espinoza never wet teh bed. the bed wet itself out of fear Boots. Fishnets. and teh occasinal safety pin. If i met me on teh street, id punch me in teh face.
Member Since:July 21, 2009
Last Login:August 4, 2009
Location:San Francisco, CA
Birthday:March 2
Music means to me:Holy fuck.
sonuvabitch saved my life.
Schools:i went to Mercy Hish School San Francisco
for three years.
got expelled.
SOTA Academy for five weeks.
Skipped summer school.
so im probably gonna have to spend two more years at SOTA.
General Interests:you, me a little bit, but mostly you.
then of course drawing.
cause fucking graphite runs through my fucking veins.
that doesnt mean im any good though aha
Other Distractions:the game

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