Touchpants Local comedy legends, Touchpants, grace the stage with their irreverent, boundary pressing humor. After years of sketch comedy and cable access, Chris Friday and Colby Dix are taking it to the streets with dumptruck abandon. The non-sequitur stylings and mutated musings of these two interweave with a delicate musical backdrop that is at once mesmerizing and all-consuming, yet devoid of talent. Vulgar, that is a word. Stupid, that is another. Neither adequately describe this duo. Pants Pissing Hilarious. That's it, that's the idea.