Do you like to dance? Boogeyin' til the break of dawn your bag? Wanna get your NYC freak on while your body's still twitching with Trey's axe-chomping? I thought so. Well, for a limited time, the good people at Rocks Off would like to make available to YOU a special offer of after midnight delight. This weekend, that's this weekend only, in conjunction with Trey Anastasio's appearance at the Hammerstein Ballroom in midtown Manhattan, Rocks Off presents some of their patented late night offerings. Two shows each night, one each on land and river, we present to you the absolute FINEST in after-show entertainment.

You look like a lady who loves to pump her fists, shake her booty, sip cocktails all while managing the grooving rivers of New York! Can I interest you in the Bay Area's finest shredders, Tea Leaf Green? I thought you might like that, well they'll be showing Lady Liberty and the Brooklyn Bridge why those San Fran freakers can't get enough of 'em upon the seaworthy Half Moon Cruise Ship. Don't miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to take your post-Trey buzz out to rock down and dirty on the boat with TLG! Friday night!

What's that you say, there, sir? You'd prefer a little percussive mayhem to take you down slow? I'll tell you what I'm going to do, since you look like a man who knows what he wants. I'm going to point you in the direction of Tribeca Rock Club where Mike Dillon's surrealistic brain-and-body bender Hairy Apes BMX are going to be raging against all you got all night long. You think Trey's gonna bring it, well, you ain't seen nothing until you've seen Mike D putting a helmet on to protect himself from the insanity. What? Not enough nuttiness for you? OK, OK, OK, for this one time -- JUST THIS ONCE -- I'm going to throw in some Skerik for you. That's right, the weird meets the strange at Tribeca when not one, but TWO of live music's freakiest freaks go at your soul. This Friday night, you won't want to miss it.

What's that you say? Trey's playing two nights and you're ready for more on Saturday, too? Boy, you guys drive a hard bargain. I'll tell you what I'm gonna do because I'm such a nice guy. I can see you love the guitarists, am I right? You like to hear 'em shred it up on the six-string, don't ya? Well, I've got a little slinger you've got to check out. Jamie Mclean's gonna put on a set at Tribeca Rock Club on Saturday night that you won't want to miss. You might remember him from his fancy finger work with the Dirty Dozen Brass Band, well he's got his own thing now, too. There will be a little bit for everyone and a whole lotta loud, rocking fun, so bring the kids and tell 'em Rocks Off sent ya!

More?? You want more? Sheesh, I don't know if I got anything else, let me look. I didn't want to have to do this, but you give me no choice, let me see what I've got here to give you. Well, lookee here, if it ain't the Princes of the Postshow, the Leaders of Late Night, the Kings of Kraziness, Particle! It ain't an early morning jamfest if they boys from Particle aren't around and so, we've put together a little rager on the river. It's the big boat for the big boys and you won't want to miss Particle on the Temptress Cruise ship. Saturday night, post Trey.

Save your energy folks, you're gonna need it!

It's all after Trey, it's all good and it's all Rocks Off. Details at:

Aaron Stein
JamBase | New York City
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[Published on: 5/11/05]

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