Councilman Arrested for Urinating On Dark Star Orchestra Crowd

Jersey City Councilman Arrested for Urinating on Dark Star Orchestra Crowd

From www.nydailynews.com:

Jersey City Councilman Steven Lipski is No. 1 threat at Washington club

BY RICH SCHAPIRO
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER

Steven Lipski
A drunken Jersey City councilman was arrested for urinating on a crowd of concertgoers from the balcony of a Washington nightclub, police and club sources said Saturday.

Councilman Steven Lipski was caught relieving himself onto several revelers at the 9:30 Club during a concert by a Grateful Dead [Dark Star Orchestra] tribute band Friday night, club sources said.

"He was very drunk," the source said, noting that it wasn't the first time Lipski had caused a ruckus at the popular concert venue.

"We've dealt with this man before," the source added. "He's never peed on anybody, but he gets really belligerent and drunk."

Lipski, 44, was hauled out of the club about 9:50 p.m. after staffers spotted him in the act on the concert hall's second-floor balcony and called the cops.

The crass councilman, who is serving his second term in office since getting elected in 2001, was charged with simple assault, police said.

Attempts to reach Lipski were unsuccessful Saturday night. His aide, Irina Zaki, said the councilman was in Washington Friday night, but she had no knowledge of his arrest.

The lurid incident marks the second time in recent years that a Jersey City pol was caught with his pants down.

Photos showing Jerramiah Healy, still a councilman at the time, naked and passed out on his front stoop were widely circulated in 2004 days before he was elected mayor.

rschapiro@nydailynews.com

http://www.nydailynews.com

[Published on: 11/10/08]

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Comments

tomartinvt starstarstarstarstar Mon 11/10/2008 12:55PM
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AHAHAHAHAHA, that sucks for the peeps that got peed on but jesus christ that's funny.

ladylane024 Mon 11/10/2008 12:56PM
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ladylane024

What an. . . . nope can't type that on here. . .i'll just say shame on you!

badfish420 Mon 11/10/2008 12:59PM
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badfish420

Wow....how bout them politicians. Seems like a stand up guy huh?

landoflizards starstarstarstarstar Mon 11/10/2008 01:00PM
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landoflizards

and they say its bad luck to open an umbrella indoors...

Lakai starstarstarstarstar Mon 11/10/2008 01:04PM
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Lakai

awesome, so awesome.

BGsteveBG starstarstarstarstar Mon 11/10/2008 01:09PM
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BGsteveBG

Wow, I've been to half a dozen or so DSO shows, and i'm damn glad i've never been pissed on!

But honestly, this guy seems awesome.

gmoo Mon 11/10/2008 01:09PM
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gmoo

Hahahahaha how ridiculous.

PWA starstarstarstarstar Mon 11/10/2008 01:10PM
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colonel forbinn Mon 11/10/2008 01:14PM
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too bad that guy didn't get pee'd on ^^

Dankstar starstarstarstarstar Mon 11/10/2008 01:14PM
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Dankstar

Holy crap that's nuts!

mfgoof Mon 11/10/2008 01:14PM
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wjeremy26 Mon 11/10/2008 01:15PM
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Even the politicians from Jersey are trashy!!

TrippinFantastic Mon 11/10/2008 01:15PM
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TrippinFantastic

WOW,im glade i couldnt make it to that show...

chidodger Mon 11/10/2008 01:19PM
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chidodger

Pissing on people at a DSO show, man, I wanna party with this guy if THE DEAD comes back around this summer.

River starstarstarstarstar Mon 11/10/2008 01:20PM
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Mark Price former NBA star Mon 11/10/2008 01:21PM
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Mark Price former NBA star

what at Wildcard. I love it.

Mark Price former NBA star Mon 11/10/2008 01:21PM
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Mark Price former NBA star

What a Wildcard. Not at wildcard. I'm dumb

phunkyjedi08 Mon 11/10/2008 01:21PM
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phunkyjedi08

what a douche-nugget

cmoore7 Mon 11/10/2008 01:25PM
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Hauled out of the 9:30 Club at 9:50. Nice.

PooDolla Mon 11/10/2008 01:28PM
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PooDolla

Figures it was in New Jersey. Keep it classy New Jersey!!!

brendan3 starstarstarstarstar Mon 11/10/2008 01:30PM
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wjeremy26, you are a moron. that being said, this story made my day. you gotta feel bad for the kids who got wet but who doesn't enjoy a "that guy got peed on story. hilarious

brendan3 starstarstarstarstar Mon 11/10/2008 01:32PM
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" sorry i forgot that above.

smokey82832 Mon 11/10/2008 01:34PM
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BGsteveBG starstarstarstarstar Mon 11/10/2008 01:37PM
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BGsteveBG

The best part about this is the dude's smiling portrait picture next to the article

BGsteveBG Mon 11/10/2008 01:38PM
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BGsteveBG

smokey... you'll be...'pissed'..? AHAHA get it?

Dire46daysWolf Mon 11/10/2008 01:45PM
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Dire46daysWolf

screw you Steven Lipski. long live DSO!

GratefulHokie Mon 11/10/2008 01:47PM
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GratefulHokie

haha youre so right BGsteve...the picture to the right of the article is top notch.

The fan's surely got more than a box of rain that night.

koach Mon 11/10/2008 01:52PM
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what so odd about this??? dso has been pissin on there fans for a long time!!!!!!!!! jk they can play..

ozarkkeegan Mon 11/10/2008 01:55PM
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Looks like rain and it feels like rain...

but it's piss

Flat5 Mon 11/10/2008 02:00PM
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Flat5

WHOA! thats some funny shit ozark, nice work! i cant top it ! haha

Death Cube K Mon 11/10/2008 02:02PM
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Death Cube K

I would have really laughed if it was at a DB show.

elephantghost Mon 11/10/2008 02:07PM
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Poodolla.... This happened in DC.

gurgi617 Mon 11/10/2008 02:20PM
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gurgi617

i guess it's true what they say...it's better to be pissed off than pissed on

danalog Mon 11/10/2008 02:23PM
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danalog

And so sparks the dilemma: Is there some guy pissing in my ear or is that just the band?

oysteria starstarstarstarstar Mon 11/10/2008 02:26PM
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oysteria

jambase, keep us updated on the "charges' brought against this conksucker. I would like to read a followup about steve getting raped in jail by an old hell's angel or something of that nature.

Coconut Phil starstarstarstar Mon 11/10/2008 02:26PM
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Coconut Phil

If this had been in SC, they would have really got his ass kicked for that. What an idiot, he really needs jail time and hit an AA meeting next time a show is going down.

mrtan Mon 11/10/2008 02:30PM
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He is a Dem showing his true colors (yellowish and foamy, I mean phony)

HoodooVoodoo Mon 11/10/2008 02:34PM
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HoodooVoodoo

"I cant stand the rain."

RambleOnShelbyRose starstarstarstarstar Mon 11/10/2008 02:38PM
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RambleOnShelbyRose

looking forward to getting peed on this saturday at DSO

Broesau Mon 11/10/2008 02:43PM
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I really love all the "if this had happened in BLANK state, this guy would've gotten his ass kicked".

DSO fans aren't kicking anyones ass, even not in S.C.

Muffinman1 Mon 11/10/2008 02:59PM
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Muffinman1

Thats Jersey for you.

Deji starstarstarstarstar Mon 11/10/2008 03:02PM
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HAHA... I was at this show. Luckily, the chick I went to the show with decided with should get as close to the stage as possible. Craziness!!!

David Bryne on sunday night in DC brought down the house. STS9 at 930 next weekend is going to kill it!!!

acomma Mon 11/10/2008 03:14PM
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acomma

Lipski's vow to lay off the bottle came after he spent the weekend reassuring pals and contributors that it was a spilled drink - not No.1 - that got him in hot water.

"I spoke to one of his contributors this morning, and he's denying the whole thing," one source said yesterday.

"He's telling people he spilled a drink. It's ridiculous. He's already said he's not resigning. He's telling people that."

I wonder what the people on the recieving end had to say about the temperature of the liquid that fell from the heavens?

meangreene starstarstarstarstar Mon 11/10/2008 03:18PM
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meangreene

He shoulda gone to a R Kelly show

salmon401 starstarstarstarstar Mon 11/10/2008 03:18PM
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salmon401

I am sure it made total sense at the time "I need to pee, they have not gotten to the space/drums, if I go here I will not miss a Help> Slipknot> Franklin's"

PooDolla Mon 11/10/2008 03:25PM
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PooDolla

elephantghost Mon 11/10/2008 02:07PM

"Poodolla.... This happened in DC."

What's the difference? You couldn't pay me to go to either.

clarkythatcher Mon 11/10/2008 03:29PM
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clarkythatcher

it sounds like this guy can fucking rage!

mmmFriedFrogLegs starstarstarstarstar Mon 11/10/2008 03:46PM
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mmmFriedFrogLegs

this is the closest these wooks will ever get to a shower.... even if its a golden one.

PhishPhreak0330 Mon 11/10/2008 03:56PM
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I'm gunna piss on you.... Drip, Drip, Drip.

schofizzl Mon 11/10/2008 03:57PM
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schofizzl

hahaha i was just waiting for a wookie/golden shower joke.

Govindaze starstarstarstar Mon 11/10/2008 04:07PM
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Hmmmm....Some people pay extra for that kind of thing.

Hankskool Mon 11/10/2008 04:08PM
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Hankskool

Adds a little flavor to that whole tension and release thing.

Hankskool Mon 11/10/2008 04:10PM
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Hankskool

Meanwhile, down on the dance floor, a man turns to his wife and says,"honey , is it just me or does this beer taste like it has a little wang in it."

canoftunapudding Mon 11/10/2008 04:11PM
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most of the DSO fans there already smelled like piss and B.O. Regardless, this guy should be tarred and feathered

Jeff Kash Mon 11/10/2008 04:15PM
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Jeff Kash

I guarantee it didn't get into anybody's ears like when Trey whizzed in our ears with the half hour "Piper" at SPAC.

Hankskool Mon 11/10/2008 04:18PM
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Hankskool

Is that what you call "live streaming"?

AKPhuser Mon 11/10/2008 04:22PM
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Should he not have done this? Is this wrong? I wonder if he pleads guilty.

MarcoEsc Mon 11/10/2008 04:25PM
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One man gathers what the councilman spills.

Henrock starstarstarstarstar Mon 11/10/2008 04:25PM
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Henrock

dude what an asshole but seriously that shit is funny

Hankskool Mon 11/10/2008 04:28PM
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Hankskool

Meanwhile, up on stage, Bobby's doppleganger sings "I can't

stand the rain..."

JERRYmadeLIVEmusic Mon 11/10/2008 04:29PM
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r0llingst0ned starstarstarstarstar Mon 11/10/2008 04:31PM
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r0llingst0ned

Steven Lipski for President!

FloridaJam Mon 11/10/2008 04:33PM
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some people will be paying $400-$1000 a ticket to have phish do the same thing to them. Those people got it for free!

Foo (gravity A) starstarstarstarstar Mon 11/10/2008 04:39PM
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Foo (gravity A)

yea, it sucks for anyone who got peed on. But it looks like everyone except him is having the last laugh.

kayaker247 Mon 11/10/2008 04:50PM
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Hankskool Mon 11/10/2008 04:55PM
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Hankskool

A. Yes, it is funny.

B. No, you may not piss on my head.

C. That would not be funny. It's only funny when someone else is being pissed on. Even an idiot knows that. Why don't you?

acomma Mon 11/10/2008 05:02PM
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acomma

He's actually a democrat.

Kaleidoscope Eyes Mon 11/10/2008 05:09PM
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At least he could have tried too piss on th Donna thing or Lisa whatever that windbag is

I like these guys alot but, NOT with The Donna thing

Kaleidoscope Eyes Mon 11/10/2008 05:11PM
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Anyone think this guy is gonna be at the upcoming George McConnell Shows

He would fit right in

therunaround Mon 11/10/2008 05:15PM
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He must of thought he was at a G.G. Allin show. <--Don't know who he is, look him up. Demented Shit.

Kaleidoscope Eyes Mon 11/10/2008 05:31PM
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G.G was a crazy MOFO

SOme of my friends where I grew up in VT think he is the Shit (no pun intended)

He would have been the Halloween show too see

If you don't mind blood piss and shit

Greatwaves Mon 11/10/2008 06:14PM
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Greatwaves

the few times i saw DSO i felt like THEY were pissin on me, i know i was pissed for paying for a cover band

uncljohnsband5 Mon 11/10/2008 06:18PM
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I wouldnt mind goin out drinkin with this guy.

phish0 starstarstarstarstar Mon 11/10/2008 07:10PM
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phish0

Wow. If I could pee on a crowd....I'd be soooooo happy. A little South Park humor for ya!

fiveyrold Mon 11/10/2008 08:24PM
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fiveyrold

Hey, atleast they're just a cover band- I'd be 'Pissed' if i got pissed on at a 'real' Dead show!!.. That guy souds skeet, but it is funny

philhitz Mon 11/10/2008 08:30PM
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hoodoovoodoo -- should have saved your 'golden showers' comment for this story -- was dark star off this nite or were they so on that the guy just couldn't leave to relieve himself -- i guess this is a sample of what we have representing our beloved country

Radio Ryan starstarstarstarstar Mon 11/10/2008 09:17PM
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Radio Ryan

Gives a whole new meaning to "firehose."

They were livin in a yellow submarine.

Probably the first shower many of the concert-goers had in quite some time.

It was summer and I was in a stall at the Elbow Room in Stevens Point, WI, and all of a sudden, on my sandals was a warm liquid splashing from the neighboring stall. The guy felt bad and bought me a shot of Jezynowaka. I didn't think it was the end of the world. Urine is sterile, so I hear.

That joke about a Disco Biscuits show was funny. Lots of good jokes!

I was at Ozzfest like 10 years ago and this chick just squatted right in front of tons of people and all she said was "I really have to go" but then again, it wasn't on anyone's head.

DeadBandofPhishes420 Mon 11/10/2008 09:29PM
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Poblo Mon 11/10/2008 09:53PM
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Poblo

I woke today, felt your side of the balcony, the railing was still wet where you'd been peein. You're an elected official, (and a democrat) My heart was filled with dread. I won't be votin for U again......

2Heavy starstarstarstarstar Mon 11/10/2008 10:53PM
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2Heavy

Dude, it was 9:50p.m.!!! I think HBRSB was still opening the show if I am not mistaken. And the bathroom is a mere 15 steps from the balcony, I bet this dude ate a 10 strip for lunch. Hilarious. Sorry if you got pee'd on brothers, that golden shower was not redbull.

GammaJamma Mon 11/10/2008 11:41PM
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GammaJamma

Perfect metaphor for how the government treats the scene.

BlowsAgainsttheEmpire star Tue 11/11/2008 04:30AM
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I guess he liked the show :) after all he was a paying concert goer :P

angelsfear starstarstarstarstar Tue 11/11/2008 05:05AM
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angelsfear

this is the reason DSO tickets are so overpriced? guess DSO didn't perform a 1982 show for him LOL! just goes to show the type of peeps DSO attracts LOL!

adubvu Tue 11/11/2008 05:05AM
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adubvu

ATTN WHP: u r a fag.

‹^› ‹(•¿•)› ‹^› {¬¿¬} Tue 11/11/2008 05:53AM
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funny, he does not look like a public urinator in the photo :P

ryan420 starstarstarstarstar Tue 11/11/2008 06:10AM
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ryan420

I wonder if they played "looks like rain" after that, or the golden road....

SilentMark Tue 11/11/2008 06:42AM
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readthebook Tue 11/11/2008 07:10AM
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Cmon, who hasn't done this?

Parsonsgoggles Tue 11/11/2008 07:26AM
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Parsonsgoggles

I think we have a new candidate for 'Wookie of the Year'

I am a peaceful man, however, should someone decide to urinate on me, there will be consequences to that action-chapter 4, verse 3 of the live music hand guide!

O1Roggae Tue 11/11/2008 07:50AM
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O1Roggae

"I look to go to places where people wee on each other." Im Old greg. Make an assesment

jeffofromknox Tue 11/11/2008 07:53AM
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jeffofromknox

i bet he was drinkin' baileys. soft, creamy, beige.... this is the funniest thing i've seen on jambase in a minute... nice to see a politician who isn't obama. i'm old gregg!!!!!

aquariumdrunk starstarstarstarstar Tue 11/11/2008 08:01AM
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aquariumdrunk

BEST JAMBASE STORY EVER

philhitz Tue 11/11/2008 08:19AM
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dude must have forgotten to take his 'flowmax' before the show

Putnameter starstarstarstar Tue 11/11/2008 08:21AM
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Putnameter

What a politiwook!!! Hahah douche-nugget!!! classic! Sucks for the folks who got the free golden shower

rp1guy Tue 11/11/2008 08:22AM
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rp1guy

I wonder if it was during "Looks Like Rain!"

futhepharmer Tue 11/11/2008 08:59AM
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EVILFUNK starstarstarstarstar Tue 11/11/2008 09:07AM
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EVILFUNK

HE MISSED THE BAND? WHAT A FAILURE! I BET THE BAND MAKES MORE THAN HE DOES.

torn&treyed Tue 11/11/2008 09:17AM
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Whats really funny is that he got hauled out at like 9:50 which means this was like 1st set..... man..... someone needs to slow down

futhepharmer Tue 11/11/2008 09:18AM
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futhepharmer

Wow...silentmark...are you seriously defending New Jersey?

Good Lord Bro, I have lived here for eighteen years and I must say this...

New Jersey deserves EVERY joke that's ever been told about it. Talk about a backwards ass state. How about, WORST STATE IN THE NATION! The roads suck. the COPS suck. The drivers suck. The people suck.

Pretty much anyone of our ilk that lives here will tell you the same thing. Only people who have lived here their entire life have any kind of affinity for this trash can state, and that's just because they've never lived anywhere else.

New Jersey's only claim to fame is that it is in between New York City and Philadelphia.

Oh yeah, and anyone who trys to tell you that the Jersey Shore rocks, don't beleive 'em. Maybe if you like the worlds most poluted beachs that they charge you money to get on (called beach tags, beach cops will come and wake you up on the beach to see if you have them, IE: paid). Maybe if you enjoy standing in long ass lines because EVERYONE, and I mean EVERYONE, is conditioned to beleive that the Jersey Shore is awesome, and that's where they must go every weekend, which they do. You can see the cars lined up clogging the too small roads on their way to the shore every Friday in the summer. Sheep...Baa, Baaa!

Take it from me. I live here in the Dirty Jerz....peace!

dreadyknowsbest starstarstarstarstar Tue 11/11/2008 09:45AM
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dreadyknowsbest

Shake it dont Spank It!!!!

nustang Tue 11/11/2008 10:02AM
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I was raised in NJ and have lived in many states in different parts of this country. Let me say that NJ has its stereotypes like any other state, but the fact is that NJ makes up the majority of the suburbs of the greatest city in the world, ie. houses most of the forward thinking trendsetters that the rest of this country and much of the world tries to emulate. The same can be said for LI and southern CT. if it wasnt for all the "my new haircuts" in NJ some of you might give the State the respect it deserves.... and P.S. Cops suckeverywhere, not just in NJ. They just actually have real shit to deal with here so they are a little harder edged.

ScIFreak Tue 11/11/2008 10:03AM
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ScIFreak

What a funny story! That shit happens pretty reguarly I'm sure. Lol At Alpine 99 I saw this guy puke raibow style on the lot all over this group of coeds DMB fans! HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh and Bonnaroo 2004 saw this guy who seemed spun out as shit pissing himself!

sarakeeton starstarstarstarstar Tue 11/11/2008 10:58AM
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Maaaaaaaaaan, I was at that show...I can't believe I missed it! I hope my clothes were just damp from gettin' down to DSO! hahahaha!

sarakeeton Tue 11/11/2008 10:59AM
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p.s. If you were one of the unlucky victims, please identify yourself! hahaha.

thehurricane23 Tue 11/11/2008 11:20AM
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thehurricane23

Whats funnier is the band's statement. After calling him a "fuckstick" Rob Eaton says "Your (sic) a disgrace to the community and should be ashamed of your self," Eaton wrote, presumably addressing Lipski. "The irony is it's someone on this board who is a frequent poster and claims to be a fan of the band. Well sir fans like you we don't need."

Keep this guy away from Hampton...

Recreational Chemist Tue 11/11/2008 11:24AM
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Recreational Chemist

Im goin to defend this poor politician, he was so drunk he didnt know what concert he was at, r.kelly show was acros the street

Grateful Dread Tue 11/11/2008 11:50AM
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Grateful Dread

To those who were pissed on: I feel bad for you. However, look on the bright side. At least you weren't shit on by Dave Matthews's tour bus.

http://www.grist.org/news/daily/2004/08/26/doo-doo/index.html

Sixmilliondollarman Tue 11/11/2008 12:23PM
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Sixmilliondollarman

I thought Phish was the only peoples to urinate in other peoples ears. Then again if it was Kanye West playin I might have even helped urinate.

brendan3 Tue 11/11/2008 12:28PM
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poodolla, you're as bad as that jeremy kid, we don't want you in jersey, dc, philly or even new hampshire for that matter. stay home and let thinking fans enjoy the music. still hilariously funny that the guy peed though.

sunshinestar2001 starstarstarstarstar Tue 11/11/2008 01:42PM
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k on the LLR tip

but man, this sure gives "Golden Road to Unlimited Devotion" a whole new meaning

dreadyknowsbest starstarstarstarstar Tue 11/11/2008 02:36PM
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dreadyknowsbest

When they said it was an Obama-nation Steve Lipski Heard Its time for URINATION!

willydog Tue 11/11/2008 04:09PM
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willydog

I love this guy!!!The picture is f&*^ing awsome. Here is a thought. We should have a benifit for his legal fees. We can call it "Peegoose" or maybe "Lemonwheel on your head"...we can get Superfly to Produce it. (They will do anything for a buck and they have been pissing on the fans for a long time now anyway.)

Open for anymore possible festival names.....Camp Bisco is already taken.

lexslamman Tue 11/11/2008 04:57PM
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With a bit of luck, their lives are ruined forever. Always thinking that just above him on some trahed balcony in all of their favorite venues, councilmen in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from pissing on things they'll never know.

Buddy BadVibes Tue 11/11/2008 06:26PM
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phunkle Tue 11/11/2008 08:46PM
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They should let anyone with a stub from that night come to the next council meeting and piss all over him!

Conjugal Burning starstarstarstarstar Wed 11/12/2008 07:31AM
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Conjugal Burning

the only thing that makes my life complete is when i turn your face into a toilet seat... i want to piss on it

jldilley starstarstar Wed 11/12/2008 08:36AM
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I wonder if any of the band members saw this as it was taking place. Not sure what I would do in that situation. Probably be to shocked to do anything. Then again, it wouldn't surprise me if UnEarthed has been known to piss in a few ears. bleck...

gregboyer starstarstarstarstar Wed 11/12/2008 08:59AM
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Politicians are always pissing on us anyway, nothing new here.

rjd999 Wed 11/12/2008 09:16AM
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haha my sister was at this show. on a side note, i saw dso the next night at the 9:30, and I met Tucker Carlson while waiting in the will call line. I guess the political crowd was out in full force. The bow-tied bandit himself waiting in line to get a darkstar ticket.

tbeauchaine Wed 11/12/2008 10:29AM
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tucker carlson? i have a hard time believing that. weak attempt at a joke, or are you for real? and P.S. to the Dem haters, regardless of this guys political affiliation he is still a big douche for pissing on people, no matter who is playing or what state. Peeing on people is not cool unless it was requested by the piss-e.

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if I start peeing on people then its time to stop drinking booze

bigchris starstarstarstarstar Wed 11/12/2008 11:26PM
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I think they should start covering R.Kelly tunes and charge drunken fans $40 for the privilege. Oh, wait....

johnnygoff starstarstarstar Thu 11/13/2008 09:22AM
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johnnygoff

Looks Like Rain?

see all of you Non-urinating DSO fans back in Ithaca real soon! Cheers!

tommont starstarstarstarstar Sun 11/16/2008 02:29AM
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tommont

this is f'in hilarious. thank you jambase for grabbing this one. 122 comments in just a few days. runner up best comment aquariumdrunk w/ BEST STORY EVER. best comment: ryan420 coming in hard with "one man gathers what the councilman spills". for the dso haters, fine if you don't like it but you can go to another show, yo? don't be hatin'. remember some of these kids never got to see the real deal, let them have their fun. mrtan? go cry in your beer or crawl in a hole somewhere. obama. our guy won, the people's election! nyah nyah. i love jambase. this is where i am comin' for my late night humor from now on. some of the comments on some of the stories just have me rolling w/ laughter tears in my eyes. thanks jambase! - tom

trippgray Mon 11/17/2008 11:21AM
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trippgray

simple assault.. thats not cool... if this guy pissed on me you bet your bottom dollar i would make sure he would get a real charge, if not an old-fashioned butt-whoopin.. but the story is quite humorous... it made me chuckle at sts9 last night tryin to figure out where on the balcony he was standing

JoeyTheFoot starstarstarstar Tue 11/18/2008 01:30PM
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JoeyTheFoot

What out where the Politicians go, but don't you eat that yellow snow...

GriphPah Wed 11/19/2008 09:36AM
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GriphPah

He should have peed on the band, DSO sux!

GriphPah Wed 11/19/2008 09:39AM
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GriphPah

Hey tommont, with Ratdog and Phil & Friends touring (HEAVILY) kids have options. Any of the aformentioned WASTE dark star on a nightly basis.

Prove me wrong, I got tapes.

Schwilly Family starstarstarstarstar Tue 11/25/2008 07:09PM
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Schwilly Family

That's frikkin' hilarious, because once, at the ironically named "All Good" fesival, those DSO jerks, emptied their septic tank, in the camping area (directly into the front door of my tent, actually). I saw them a couple of years later in Albuquerque, where they had me ejected from the show for urinating on the asphault between (not on) their equipment truck and RV. As far as I'm concerned, that guy should have aimed for the band, which is the least creative waste of talend ever produced. It may take skill, but those guys can't play a single original note. You might as well download the "actual" show that they are pretending to play rather than put money into the pocket of those arrogant twits...

dankb23 starstarstarstarstar Tue 2/17/2009 07:52AM
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dankb23

lol at the zappa quote, best comment imo

The Rebel INS Thu 3/26/2009 10:39AM
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The Rebel INS

futhepharmer- did you stay up all night writing that piece about New Jersey or did you just research every NJ stereotype on the internet before you wrote that? I'm gonna have to agree with Nustang on this one...